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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

THE REAL TROPICANA

i cant count the number of movies, both old and new i have seen on the platform in the past 6 months. When Mr Kgati Showed us clips of the 911 movie, i thought that we were in for the time of our lives as detectives and CIA Agents or worse still NIA Agents. Little did i know that i was signing up for a Film Editor at Ibom Tropicana (The Plaform Chapter). From THE MEETING(that our Igbo community refused to let me watch), to the Antic Movie of 1935, to WHITE CHICKS and even to the unseen movie CUNT, SCUNT, SCURNS, i have seen loads and loads. Trust me, ill make a good Movie Critique on Youtube (YES!!! thats my ANPP.. sorry PDP)!!!!

The Only difference between Tropicana and The Platform is the Payment part. 250:43000. choi... beta business. My humble plea is "Oga at the top... can i register my family, kindred and community in this Film
show business? We reach 4000 plus o and many of them are pregnant with twins, triplets and quadruplets. Let's make The Platform Cinema a full fledged PDP to win the year 3000 elections!!

Alobam are you with me? ANS: A TINES.  
Queenie are you in support? ANS: AT SOME POINT
Mallam Kay are you with me? ANS: WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT? THERE IS NO "YES/NO" ANS.
Nkisan are you With me? ANS: U KNOW HOW E DEY GO. E SURE FOR YOU.
Nkay are you with me? ANS: THIS IS DEFINETELY SLANDAROUS.
Virgie (without Table) are you with me? ANS: me sef get 5000 brothers..d same mama. dem dey road
Helen Paul are you there? ANS: I concur with everybody



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