ALL FOR SENATOR

It is no longer news that the Senator of the Platform Republic will lay his father (Senator Snr) to rest tomorrow in The Apo quarters, Ebonyi Chapter.

The Platform Hub gathered that after many press releases as to When the bus would arrive, The Personal Assistance  to the Special Assistance said the Bus would leave by 3:30pm, 1pm and 12pm. This info created Chaos and Comatose in the centre as People left their houses with Ghana Must Go Bags, Garri Bags and Buckets. I don't know whether they think its a fashion show coz some made hair, had nice haircuts and even wore  external Lingeries.

We shouldn't forget that according to the PA, N3000 is the fare to and fro Ebonyi.

Everyone was taken aback when the PA said we will Pay Finders fee = 3k, AC Levy =1500, Parking space levy= 400, Heat Insurance= 1400 and Miscellaneous = 4000.
Help us Calculate o.... and I'll surrender my account for the levies to be paid in.
One wonders what would happen if our PA had the keys to Heaven and we had to go by Bus.

Platform Week 3 Review

Having been exceptional in the NFA Department,(u know what that means)The HOD of the Non Academic Class was saddled with the responsibility of scheduling a time table for the Platform which he did.

This post is about what we did in three weeks especially Week Three.

1. How to be active in the bedroom department.

2. How to tie gele : some guys were used as specimen and they left the platform deaf.

3. How to propose to ladies and get a YES. They was a live proposal and YES was the answer... (Mind u ..there was no ring , so Scunt ...abi Scooonds nooo cums was used and the Proposee ate it as a sign of acceptance).
WEDDING BELLS COMING SOON. ( get your N500 and above ready )

4 How to remain fertile, male and female (all the agents were tested and the results were amazing: we saw live ammunitions of various sizes)

5. Marriage: who to marry et'al

6. Savings, Investments: our Chief Spender ran away without saving. The Alert almost made many people run momentarily mental.

7. 50 things you want and do not want: check out essay writing na...450 words. Some people say them no want HIV..... ............................     Health, Investments and Victory
Anybody want AIDS??? Assets, Investments, Deliverance, Self-Sufficiency.

8. How to last more than 2minutes : you know who teach am na. And sure sure...they were lots of practical sessions.

Some people went on Six days Off while some of us haven't smelt it even from afar.

Happy Weekend Loves....
Wishing Victoria a successful life in her new environment.
I miss her personally... Persona personally.... *weeping and wailing*
Happy Birthday Aniekan... U no call us for your Bash abi??