It is no longer news that the Senator of the Platform Republic will lay his father (Senator Snr) to rest tomorrow in The Apo quarters, Ebonyi Chapter.
The Platform Hub gathered that after many press releases as to When the bus would arrive, The Personal Assistance to the Special Assistance said the Bus would leave by 3:30pm, 1pm and 12pm. This info created Chaos and Comatose in the centre as People left their houses with Ghana Must Go Bags, Garri Bags and Buckets. I don't know whether they think its a fashion show coz some made hair, had nice haircuts and even wore external Lingeries.
We shouldn't forget that according to the PA, N3000 is the fare to and fro Ebonyi.
Everyone was taken aback when the PA said we will Pay Finders fee = 3k, AC Levy =1500, Parking space levy= 400, Heat Insurance= 1400 and Miscellaneous = 4000.
Help us Calculate o.... and I'll surrender my account for the levies to be paid in.
One wonders what would happen if our PA had the keys to Heaven and we had to go by Bus.
No comments:
Post a Comment